To be clear, this is not a joke or a story from The Onion. The Philadelphia Daily News, CNN and various other news outlets confirm the 'pizza and a soda' apology and copies of the certificate and accompanying letter have been posted on the Web.

Aparte, se pensarán que los habitantes son "hillblillies", campesinos ignorantes, según el parecer.
Espero que, y repito, no pase nada en nuestro sur...